De Twulv Dayz ov Crizmaz Late Edishun

On the first day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the second day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the third day of Christmas my

troll friend gave to me; three Pornos,

two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the fourth day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

two MLG'S ,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the fifth day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

FIVE FUCKING COCKS,

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

Two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the sixth day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

six Dorito Bags,

FIVE FUCKING COKS,

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

Two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the seventh day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

seven Bad Fanfictions,

six Dorito Bags,

FIVE FUCKING COKS,

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

Two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

By the eighth day of Christmas

I copied and pasted;

eight Snoop Doggs Blazing,

seven Bad Fanfictions,

six Dorito Bags,

FIVE FUCKING COKS,

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

Two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the ninth day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

nine Dumb Commenters,

eight Snoop Doggs Blazing,

seven Bad Fanfictions,

six Dorito Bags,

FIVE FUCKING COKS,

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

Two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the tenth day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

ten X-Box Hackers,

nine Dumb Commenters,

eight Snoop Doggs Blazing,

seven Bad Fanfictions,

six Dorito Bags,

FIVE FUCKING COKS,

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

Two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

eleven Durka's Durking,

ten X-Box Hackers,

nine Dumb Commenters,

eight Snoop Doggs Blazing,

seven Bad Fanfictions,

six Dorito Bags,

FIVE FUCKING COKS,

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

Two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas

my troll friend gave to me;

twelve Fandom's Dying,

eleven Durka's Durking,

ten X-Box Hackers,

nine Dumb Commenters,

eight Snoop Doggs Blazing,

seven Bad Fanfictions,

six Dorito Bags,

FIVE FUCKING COKS,

four Twilight Fans,

three Pornos,

Two MLG'S,

and a Minecraft Conspiracy.

HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS. From BurningTorrent