Eridan Declares Jihad on All Landwellers but Ends Up Fucking Sollux Instead (Alternatively Titled: Hamstuk Fenfeck 3)

One day after the events of Hamstuk Fenfek 2, Eridan decided this time, not to commit genocide on all

landwellers, but instead, declare Jihad. 'Why was he doing this?' you may be asking.

He had discovered vore like Caliborn did. Except that unlike Caliborn he was somehow able to take it. But he had to pay a terrible price. He had to gain a genocide complex even though he already had one.

Anyway, moving on...

This was a terrible idea, as Jihad means ‘holy war’ as Auciel and the rest of da sweg crew tried to tell him, but he decided to just fuck it and call it Jihad anyway.

As he was preparing to attack the cities of the world, Sollux came up to him and offered to be Eridan’s slave in exchange for Eridan not going apeshit. To this Eridan replied ‘Fuck yes Sol.’ And then proceeded to violate him.

Although disturbing as fuck, it was extremely arousing and Myla watched them fuck and masturbated to it until the sun rose the next morning.

The end.

Except for the fact that Eridan, having finished watching Dangan Ronpa, watched DRAMAtical Murder. He then searched for the gameplay and masturbated to the pronz. Kanaya caught him watching the rape route and cut him in half. Killing him instantly. CUEVIDEOBEOLOW.