When I Was Having A Wet Dream About Sonic

IT'S ALLOWED ON THE WIKI BECAUSE OF THIS SECTION K?
This is a re-write of something that was recently taken down. I don't know who originally wrote this.

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Once, I went to a market sale, and I couldn’t find any games.

But just as I was about to leave, I saw a game called: Sonic X Parappa The Rapper: Le Lenny Face Edition ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I was pretty sure the guy selling it was a convicted child sex offender. But that didn’t matter. I had to go have some sweet time with this game. He said I could have it for free before throwing it towards me and doing a demonic cleansing act on the area. Which was totally normal. I did those all the time.

That night, I needed to bang something furry, so I began to dry hump my Sonic plushie. I decided I needed something to release in, so I got my ‘Call of Quickscope 420’ box and released into that. But after doing so, Parrapa came into my bedroom and gave me fellatia.

Fellatia-adj: To give head.

Then, after that I came into a bucket just like those fuckers from the Homestuck forums.

After that my mother joined in, and we played Mario Party 420. But, just as we were getting into the game, PATRIXXX came out and broke my disk.

That ignorant motherfucker!

I was so sad. But then Sonic appeared and transformed into the thing in the picture at the top of this web page. But then, the scariest event of the year happened, A SKELETON POPPED OUT.

But then PATRIXXX started to have homoerotic feelings for sonic and fucked him into the floor.

But then.

I woke up to copious amounts of semen on my bed.

Sonic was sitting next to me…

WEN I WAS HAVEN WET DREM OF SUNOK
I ONCE WENT TO A SCARY PEDOPHILE AND I BOUGHT A GAME CALLED SONUK X PARAPA DA RAPPA XXX LE LENNY FAEC EDITION ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). DAT NAIGHT I WAS DRYHUMPING MAI SONUKKU SEX DOLL IT GRABBED MY PHALLUS AND SHOVED IT IN THE CALL OF QUICKSCOPEBOX 420 THEN PARAPA GAEV ME FELATIA DEN I CAM BUKET. AFTER THAT MY MUMMY JOINEDED IN AND THEN WE PLAYED MARIO PATY 420 BUT THEN PATRIXXX CAME OUT AND BROKE THE GAME DEN WE ARE WHERE FACE SAD. DEN SONIK TRANSFORMED INTO DA TING IN PEEKTUR. DEN A SCURRY SKELTON SKRILLXXX PATRRUZXXX FUCKED SONIC AND WE DIED IN A FIRE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I EA DEFEATED FUK CUNT SHET DIK.